This past weekend I went to do a MtG draft (for those of you who don’t know what this is, it’s Magic: The Gathering, a card game that is a lot of fun). I was the only girl (as always) but I had a lot of fun and picked up another Bitterblossom ($20 card, score!) for my Faerie Deck. Anyway, being the only girl there, a lot of the guys started picking up on me. One of them even used this line on me: “If you were in my game, I’d give you eighteen charisma.” The funny part of this, it semi worked. One, I laughed at him and then started talking about DnD (Dungeons & Dragons) with him. I did give him my number, but to partake in a game with him, not to date him. So again, it semi-worked. Anyway, this has brought me to look up other nerdy pick up lines that either have been used on me, or any of my friends.

• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
• If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• Baby, you overclock my processor. (this one has been used on me before)
• Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
• Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
• I think my heart just lagged. (this one too)
• What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
• I less than three you (everyday….on Vent while playing WoW)
• Love loveObj = new Love(meObj, youObj) (I actually fell for this once…)
• Baby, life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

Have you been guilty and used one of these before? Did it work? Did you try something else?

Tags: nerdy pick up lines, pick up lines

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